State Farm Hans and Franz Commercial

Hans and Franz, characters from SNL played by Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon, bump into Aaron Rodgers at the gym and dedicate themselves to pumping Aaron up. “Hey look! It’s the State Farm guy. Yea and he’s discount double checking.” Aaron is somewhat stunned “Wow, Hans and Franz?” They reply “Surprised? Well here’s another surprise. Muscle muscle muscle. Here me now and believe me later. You pumped up our wallets with the discount double check so we want to repay the favor and pump you up.” Aaron isn’t quite sure what to make of all this “Sorry what?” We cut to a montage of Hans and Franz coaching Aaron Rodgers. First, they make him pull a tank. “You’ll tank us later.” They help Aaron make protein drinks that include a whole box of eggs, some protein powder, and even some dumbbells. Then, they ski behind Aaron who is pulling them in a kayak. “Row row row your boat, gently down the loser stream”. Finally, they have Aaron perform that weird rope exercise but instead of rope, it’s a woman’s hair. “Doesn’t this hurt?” The woman replies “Not with those puny arms.” Now that Aaron is all pumped up, they fit him with the proper attire. “It’s a start. Yea, not bad.”